Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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