But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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