the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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