I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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