i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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