Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
do herpes really smell.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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