So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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