She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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