11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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