: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just threw up on my dentist
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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