i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
