singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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