i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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