I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
only if we run a train.
done.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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