This girl is more easily done than said...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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