brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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