we have officially lost it.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize