I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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