"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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