Just mADE A PArabola og urine
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
handjob tips. give me some.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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