i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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