i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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