i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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