Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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