No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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