If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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