As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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