question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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