I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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