There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Randomize
