wakey wakey hands off snakey
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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