Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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