direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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