Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
be right there i have to get my cape
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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