does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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