'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
