hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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