My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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