My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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