dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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