whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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