we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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