can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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