sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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