problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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