I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Randomize
