apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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