shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
