We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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