In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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