It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
