He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Randomize
