I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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