he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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