is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
